Wednesday, August 30, 2006

WARNING: humans may find the following image a bit graphic

Humans are so finicky. I mean, a cat just lays out a beautiful piece of hairball art like this and GEEZE, the people get all crazy and freaked out! hehehehe!!

We played innocent as Dad pointed it out. Me saying,"Whoa! What's this? Where'd it come from??" And Zoe's, "Who dat?!" We're pro's! We know exactly how innocent to act and how to flick our tails and walk away like it's nothing.

We deserve an Oscar for this performance!

-Simba and Zoe, partners in crime.

Sunday, August 20, 2006


Our Mom sent us this picture of some cat named Jojo. Apparently she is as soft as silk! I'm not sure what she means by this. Does she not see my picture below where I'm obviously lacking a masseuse??? I am the one that is as soft as silk! I am the one that needs attention. I'm not sure how I'm going to last the week!!


Don't hate me because I'm beautiful

Stop staring, get your ass over here and start my massage, NOW BEYOTCH! (I miss my Mom, she's on vacation in Spokane.)


Saturday, August 19, 2006

Goodbye Adonis

It's with our heads hung in shame that we announce the departure of our recent housemate, Adonis. The humans got freaked out when I, Simba, tried to hurt him. (Don't worry, there was no actual physical contact.) In my defense, he made some rude comments about Zoe, who refused to come out of hiding and chased me around the apartment first.

We've learned that he now has an even better home, one with something like five rooms and friendly cats that welcome him with open paws. Zoe and I are a bit jealous since this new home is better than ours. He's living in luxury and we're stuck here in this one bedroom apartment! MEOWARRR!

Sorry we couldn't make it work!

-Simba and Zoe